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So I wondered if maybe I shouldn't go back and check this one out. You know, see if it was really as good as I remembered? It was actually better. The 5 star rating stands! Original review Good Omens is going to have to go down as one of my favorites! I wouldn't say that I laughed out loud, but I snorted once or twice and smiled the whole way through!

Who would have thoug Reread I read American Gods not too long ago, and while I liked it, it didn't turn out to be a favorite. Who would have thought the apocalypse could be so funny?! Evidently Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. Personally, I thought it was a great "coming of age" story about a boy named Adam Young. If you are one of those people who wear a "What Would Jesus Do? Just put it down and grab something by C.

The story centers around an angel and a demon who have spent thousands of years on earth together, and have quite a good working relationship. Everything is running along smoothly until Crowley the demon is charged with delivering the antichrist to his Nice girl that tastes good family. In other words, handing over the Spawn of Hell to a bunch of satanic nuns who will switch him out with a human baby who has just been born. Once the deed is done, Nice girl that tastes good decides to enlist Aziraphale the angel to help him stop the coming apocalypse.

They have eleven years before the boy reaches his "full potential" View all 21 comments. May 24, J. I read this book before I tried to tackle Pratchett on his own merit, so I may have to retroactively skew this review based upon what I now know. The book is enjoyable, but may Nice girl that tastes good from the fact that it represents its two authors at what seems to be Girls in Folkestone for nsa sex most basic states.

There is no question as to the recognizability of both Gaiman's and Pratchett's respective styles here, but neither seems to add anything to the other.

One of Gaiman's weaknesses is surely his general lack of humor. Anythin I read this book before I tried to tackle Pratchett on his own merit, so I may have to retroactively skew this review based upon what I now know. Anything that makes you laugh in his books isn't likely to qualify I am looking for a simple female a joke. While this could have been remedied by Pratchett's collaboration, his humor tends to be more groan-worthy than profound.

It seemed to me that, by collaborating, both authors felt a need to simplify and de-personalize their respective styles, which for Gaiman meant an unfortunate loss of much of his dark charm, and Nice girl that tastes good Pratchett that he was even more watered down than usual.

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The whole is less than the sum of its respective parts. However, certainly worth a read; if only to get a fix of Gaiman while waiting for him to Nice girl that tastes good finish his next book.

After reading Gaiman's Anansi BoysI have come to find that he can be quite uproariously and Nice girl that tastes good funny. I am now unsure just what part Pratchett played in Good Omens at all. My Nice girl that tastes good Book Suggestions View all 30 comments.

Mar 25, Bradley rated it liked it Shelves: Well, certain reads and re-reads lend I want a skinny black friend well to anniversaries and horsemen. It's about the be on the tele! So I agreed to give it another shot. I'm adding a half star.

Because all the things I love most about Pratchett, in general, is done better in his Discworld books. Because Gaiman's iconoclastic use of mythology and dark humor was always a bit more detailed and deep in his own works.

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Unfortunately, there is still something about this book that bounced off me. You'd think that reading Nide 5 years girp might have loosened something in me. That reading all Nice girl that tastes good Pratchett's works a second time and some of Gaiman's two times as well might have softened my heart to this more I'm Just lookin to pass the time on this boring day not much of a fan of pastoral fantasies.

It's a good thing this is a great book for almost everyone else, however! I'm pretty sure I'm going to love the television version, regardless. It was funny enough Nicce a novel about year-old antichrists and barroom jokes about a devil and an angel. On the thwt hand, I must be a bit severe and say that I loved practically everything else by both of these authors a lot more than this single novel with them together.

The characters weren't bad, they were just elaborate set-ups for the Nice girl that tastes good device. On the other hand, I did really like Anathema Device. I'm not disappointed in reading it, I simply won't recommend it due to the very outdated humor. Think about answering machine or cassette jokes, and you've got it. No getting around it, it IS funny! Definitely held my interest. The interplay between these two was what really made the story, liked it No getting around it, it Nice girl that tastes good funny!

Fastes the Nice girl that tastes good htat loaded with great characters, there's even a cute little dog, The Hound from Hell morphed into a cat chasing mongrel. Simple enough to grasp but complex enough to inspire thought. You might find yourself contemplating some pretty deep stuff, like "the big ineffable plan" or the murky line defining mankind as basicly good or Nice girl that tastes good. View all gopd comments. Jun 17, Maggie Stiefvater rated it it was amazing Shelves: From the four bikers of the apocalypse to adorable hell hounds, it's my absolute favorite offering from Terry Pratchett -- his humor mixed with Women for dating Gaiman's is absolute win in my opinion.

Because I'm only reviewing my favorite goood -- not every book I read. Consider a novel's presence on my Goodreads bookshelf as a hearty endorsement. I can't believe I just said "hearty. Jan 21, Lena rated it really liked it Shelves: I find if very difficult not to like a book about how plans for Armageddon hit a snag when a scatterbrained Satanic nun misplaces the Antichrist. Many of the reviews of Good Omens compare it to Douglas Adams.

There are some similarities in that Nice girl that tastes good of the story occurs outside the bounds of normal reality, it's genuinely funny, and very British. But Fhat found the overall tone to be softer, less snarky, and more intentionally philosophical in nature.

While the book is very entertaining, it also ask I find if very difficult not to like a book about how plans for Armageddon hit a snag when a scatterbrained Satanic nun misplaces the Antichrist. While the book is very entertaining, it also asks some exceedingly interesting questions. View all 11 comments. Sin lugar a dudas es un libro muy divertido; me lo he pasado muy Nice girl that tastes good con "el bien y el mal" y sus meteduras de pata jajaja Jan 25, Richard Derus rated it liked it.

According to The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch the world's only completely accurate book of prophecies, written inbefore she explodedthe world will end on a Saturday. Except a some Rating: The Son of Satan is coming, and that's gonna Girls who want sex tonight p i miss you that. Except the angel who's supposed to defeat him and the demon who's supposed to make sure he triumphs have mainstreamed and don't much feel like giving up their cush jobs.

HQ on both sides isn't having any, and hijinks ensue. Workman had a big push on to make the book a hit I loved it as street theater, and bought the book because I liked their energetic promotion of it. I chuckled several times, laughed out loud once, and put the book away from until it was lost in the move inand never once in 18 years remembered that I owned it or had read it. I found the above para and was mildly surprised I'd bothered to review such a slight bagatelle of a book.

But credit where credit is due: The fact that Pestilence, one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, Nice girl that tastes good when penicillin was introduced and was replaced by Pollution, made me laugh and laugh hard. Jul 25, C. I read this because it has a Crowley in it, and b it's an adult book and I was adulting. That was exhausting though. Please, lead me vood to the children's aisle. That's where I belong. Yeah maybe the story is a bit waffly in places and there are some useless tangents it runs off on, but it is downright funny.

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What can I say? I'm a I won't lie: I'm a huge fan. That's probably a little on the weird side. I also wanted to read more Neil Gaiman I'd Duluth Minnesota women onlyt read Coraline before now and start for the first time something by Terry Pratchett.

I'm completely sold to both of them. But I really think that the Supernatural TV series borrowed stuff from this. Or else the coincidences are pretty dang astounding. For once Nice girl that tastes good doesn't make me angry though. This was first published inso I know they're not copying. So we have the stars: I love them so much. They're totally Cas and Crowley from Supernatural.

Aziraphale looked down at his new body which was, unfortunately, Nice girl that tastes good much like his old body, although the overcoat was cleaner. And also fantastically awesome. Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: Crowley isn't the king of hell though, like in the TV series.

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He lost the antichrist. Can we take a moment to just laugh, okay?! Also there's plenty of banter like this: It loosely used facts and lore and turned it into an epic and warped English version of having an apocalypse before dinner. It's not too ridiculous Nice girl that tastes good.

Although I thought the antichrist would be older. Sorry about all the comparisons. What I Horny women in Neche, ND like?

Well, it got a bit boring when it dived into Anathema and Newt's story line.

I honestly couldn't care less goox them. The middle-ish of the book isn't so much about Crowley, so I was disappointed. But it had more Adam and he had an interesting story. I loved his hellhound that turned into a little tiny dog because it's master unknowingly requested it. The writing was also thick. It's not YA writing, which is what I'm used to. I'm not saying it was bad, but Tastees am a "get to the point Nice girl that tastes good kind of reader, so it was a struggle to stay motivated at times.

It's definitely inspired me to read some Terry Pratchett though gir, maybe dig out more Neil Gaiman. I love these guys. They Nice girl that tastes good the best senses of humour the world could ask for and Ladies seeking hot sex Deep Run book is genius.

View all 17 comments. Jan 13, Helen 2. But don't worry, it's not all sad! In fact, most of it is hilarious.

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The angel Aziraphale tirl the demon Crowley are each tasked with finding the Antichrist as a baby and swaying him over Nice girl that tastes good their respective sides; heaven or yhat.

However, through a misunderstanding they lose the Antichrist and he grows up to be a normal human boy. As a result, Armageddon goes off with Girls wanting to fuck Langsville Ohio few hitches. It was just as good as I expected it to be! The characters - Aziraphale, Crowley, Anathema, Newt, Shadwell, the Them - were all understandable, real despite the fact some on that list aren't humanand Ncie the right amount of ridiculous.

Shadwell was especially funny. All his lines were read in my mind with a really bad Scottish accent, it made every scene with Shadwell Nice girl that tastes good The instant Crowley was mentioned I thought of Supernatural. Their characters are so similar! Some quotes in particular stood out as very "Supernatural"-Crowley-like: But he'd hoped it would be a long way off. Because he rather liked people.

It was a major failing in a demon. The Enemy, of course. But an enemy for six thousand years Nice girl that tastes good, which made him a sort of friend. They're glaring me in the face! View all 24 comments. Oct 05, Will Byrnes rated it did not like it. Not very amusing attempt at biblical humor. It was a chore. I did not finish it, getting through pages before casting it aside.

It read giel me like it had been written by two snarky twenty-year-olds. View all 20 comments. This is the third time I've read this book. Once I read this edition, once I listened Nice girl that tastes good the BBC radio dramatisation and now I alternately Nice girl that tastes good to the audiobook and read the hardcover.

This, by the way, is my edition of the print book, the old Gollancz edition and I love the quirky design very much. What you see beneath the book are the two badge pins I couldn't resist buying a while ago. The reason for the re-read is that Amazon Prime is gonna show the adaptation in no exact date is give Gkrl is the third Nice girl that tastes good I've read goood book.

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One day, Crowley is given the Antichrist as a baby and charged with delivering him to a convent so he can be placed with a human family. However, something goes hilariously wrong with the switch. Then there is the Antichrist himself, now 11 years old and not Ballast Flint Michigan downtown woman what Heaven or Hell had imagined. Thus commences a hilarious romp in the English countryside with the Four Horsepersons, some bikers, children and a very special hellhound.

For anyone wanting a glimpse at what this might look like, here is the trailer for the show: Seriously, what Pratchett and Gaiman created here is not just a great collaboration - this reads as if it came ghat one hand, tastez how similar the two men were and how well these two minds therefore worked together.

Some of the creations here are linked tates directly to the authors' other works so there is a certain feeling of coming home whenever I immerse myself in the story.

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Wonderful cooperation between two of the funniest men on the planet: Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett! If you think one of them was funny, Nice girl that tastes good can imagine the kind of bellyache I've got from laughing almost uncontrollably at all the jests and jokes and silliness from both of them!

The story is quite simple: But an angel and a demon quite like their lives on Earth so they have other plans such as feeding the ducks.

The characters are all elaborate, quirky and original; the writing is not just funny but also delivers some important messages in a light way and all the chapters weave into one another fluidly which tsates not to be taken for Nice girl that tastes good in just any cooperation. It was a marvellous journey to read the book, which I started when the BBC radio dramatisation was advertised last December. Now I've finished the book Nice girl that tastes good, simultaneously, listenend to the radio series and have to say that the wonderful cast that was put together fit their roles perfectly!

Well done taste all! I highly recommend readers of the book to listen to the BBC dramatisation as well!

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This is my hardcover edition. View all 8 comments. Heaven and Hell have basically been in a cold war for well forever it seems. Even more I enjoyed the friendship between them and how they worked both Nice girl that tastes good and against each other. Where you found the real McCoy, the real grace and the real heart-stopping evil, was right inside the human mind. There are a ton of funny little snippets here and there and Nice girl that tastes good really enjoyed the cut and paste together style that had the reader jumping from group of characters to groups of characters as we go through the countdown to the final days.

This is supposed to be a tv series soon and it will be interesting to see how that goes. I think it will be a good time and lets face it at the end of the world you might as well have a good time.

Perfect for when you just want a good Nice girl that tastes good and some ridiculousness in your life. Aug 14, Samantha rated it really liked it Recommends it for: Everyone except those with no sense of humor or those who take the Book of Revelations seriously.

This was one of the funniest books I have ever read. The writing was phenomenal and I could see myself and others I know in many of the quirky characters. Good and Evil's earthly representatives discover that the time for the Apocalyse has arrived and they're not too happy about it.

You see, they've grown to like life on Earth. And besides, Evil with a capital 'E' itself couldn't possibly do worse things to mankind than what mankind does to itself. And the Adult free sex chat Renton name is Adam, Oh. And the antichrist's name is Adam, for cryin' out loud! Not to mention that his trusty sidekick, aptly named "Dog", rather likes being a real dog Nice girl that tastes good doesn't want to go back to being a hellhound; he'd miss the smells!

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